30 Best Funny Sarcastic Quotes You Love Forever

Sarcasm, the best ever way to be honest without hurting someone's feelings. It might seems to be funny and witty, makes people to laugh but it brings you the most brutal kind of honesty too. Sometimes Sarcastic quotes can also give you some best life lessons too. The fact is, every sarcastic remark we hear, always have some bitter truth behind it. 

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If you want to know why everyone like sarcasm and how it become a meaningful way to express one's feelings?... Then get familiarize with some of the following sarcastic quotes to have an idea about it. 

Best Sarcastic Quotes

  • I live for two reasons: 1. I was born… 2. I haven’t died yet…
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    I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.
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    When you have no idea what you are getting clicked.
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    My brain in on a vacation, I hope it makes it back safely.
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    What do we call a Queen without her King? Well, Historically speaking -” More Powerful”.
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    It is said that Good things takes time… And that’s why I'm late…
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    I don’t go looking for trouble… but they usually find me…
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    When all the people around me are falling in love and here I am falling asleep!…
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    She is a weird combo of angry birds and love birds. 
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    People say short girls are cute… but I would say they are exceptions…
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    I don’t think inside the box or I don’t think outside the box… The thing is, I don’t even know where the box is. 
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    I don’t have an attitude, I call it a personality. Sorry, you don’t have one. 
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    Down to earth, but still above you.
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    God created me with an odd combination of REALLY SWEET and DON’T MESS WITH ME.
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    The greatest pleasure in life is to do things, what people say you cannot do.
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    Hi!...My back is not a voicemail, so it's better to say it on my face.
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    Not even a single one of my multiple personalities like you. 
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    Either choose me or lose me… I’ll never be someone’s choice. 
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    Speak... Only when you think it’s worth enough to explain. 
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    Here is my advice for you… Take it, I don’t use it…
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    Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I think I bunked those classes too!...
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    It’s not my failure, my success is just postponed. 
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    Even if I come with a Manual, you can’t handle me.
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    If I ever ask you “Do you want me to be honest?... Please say NO…
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    I love to make people who hate me, to Hate me even more…
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    I think I have the ability to insult those idiots without making them realize it. 
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    There are two types of people: 1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm… 2. IDIOTS…
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    You were born to be real not to be perfect. 
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    It’s okay if you don’t like me. We can’t expect everyone to have good taste.
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    Instead of saying “YES” and “OK”, you should probably say “NO THANKS” and “FUCK OFF”. 

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